National Lap sitting day

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th

Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”

by MyM3mesAreD34D October 18, 2019

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Sexting

The act of sending a sext - a sexy text. Sexting occurs when you have sex over text messaging.

Me and my boyfriend were sexting last night for 3 hours! It was so hot! He was in New York and I was in LA, It was awesome!

by Bluelovergirl December 20, 2008

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sitting on

'Sitting on' usually means 'doing something.' If you took it literally, you're an idiot.

I was sitting on my phone for ten hours

by einSitzpinkler May 4, 2018

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sexting

to send nude pictures of oneself to another person

the boy took out his phone and began sexting a girl

by Kriddlejoje May 15, 2009

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So... about this new thing called 'sexting' which is retarded

It basically goes like this:
Girl sends guy a naughty picture.
Guy receives the message.
Guy replies: "Damn Mami you don't know the things i'd do to you..."
"I'll rub yo back like this... touch you here... touch you there... bla bla bla."

But the main goal here to get the girl turned on.

Okay... the chick gets turned on. What is she supposed to do? Put her phone on vibrate?

Thanks to sexting, people have found new uses to their phones vibrate functions.

Stop sexting, please! keep it traditional and do the real thing.

by confuzzled? August 20, 2009

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When two people are texting and start sending dirty pictures or texts to eachother.

Boy: Send me a picture of your boobs!

Girl: okay, hold on (girl sends picture)

Boy: thats fucking sexy. I wanna lick you up and down.

Girl: that sounds good. I love sexting!

by blizzardd March 13, 2009

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