by boondogle September 24, 2009
Get the turkish soft servemug. If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
Get the Last-Resort soft servemug. This is when a man pulls out after having intercourse in someone (the recipient) from behind. As he climaxes he shoots his load on the recipients back and places his mouth below the recipient as that individual stands up and lets the load drip into back into load shooter mouth.
He wasn't sure it would be very tasty but he seem to like it when she fed him a San Diego Soft Serve.
by bigdamo94 September 14, 2008
Get the San Diego Soft Servemug. During the act of sexual intercourse the person will take their colostomy bag off and pour it all over both partners genitals while still having sex.
billy was having sex with sara and he took his colostomy bag off and poured it on both of their genitals giving them both a grammas chocolate soft serve.
by bigCincincy July 27, 2016
Get the Grammas Chocolate soft serve.mug. when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.
by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008
Get the soft served ass creammug. 
This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.
by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017
Get the throw a turd and call it serving caviarmug.