semen mitt

Anything that will or can catch semen.Some favorite mitts are vaginas , mouth, and titts.

Open up that semen mitt, so I can shoot a fastball in there.
I'm going to bust one off in your semen mitt.
You want it on your face or on those huge semen mitts?
Shut your fucking semen mitt.

by collin THE WEaSEL December 28, 2009

Semen Demon

Semen Demon (Noun)

One who takes in great amounts of sperm.

Has lots of sex.
Also known as a whore, slut, slore, and hoe.

Yo! Where my semen demon dawg?
That bitch is a semen DEMON!

by Taylor J Keeran June 19, 2011

semen tank

A man who has balls but no dick.

Carlos can't fuck Carlita because hes just a semen tank.

by Mega-nig June 14, 2011

semen stealer

someone so obsessed with men and their orgasm that they arent satisfied until they cum.

def. 2 a woman so hell bent on gettin pregnant that she pokes holes in a condon to insure pregnancy.

Jeff was so tired but Helen was such a semen stealer that she didnt care.

Ex. 2. Helen wanted to keep Jeff so bad that she became a semen steeler to trap him.

by [e-mail] March 30, 2009

Semen Sanchez

v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."

Kim gave Dorian a semen sanchez last week and he got pissed.

by AshDrea May 21, 2010

Chelsea Semenza

Site model for Myspace; hot, brown hair, known as Chelsea Chaaos

Chelsea Chaaos always edits her pics so well! (chelsea semenza)

by AskJeeeves November 28, 2010

Veteran Semen

When you ejaculate and pinch the tip of your (or anothers) penis and the semen travels back to the testicles. That semen is now trained in the art ejaculation combat.

Do you want me to use the normal semen or veteran semen

by Lil_Ronc April 24, 2018