Scumerican

Noun. A scummy, hyper-cancervative filthy pig of a person who jerks off to fever dreams of a white-only America and Europe, while plotting to nuke the rest of the world into oblivion just to save on their property taxes. Basically, a MAGATARD xenophobe who thinks diversity is a swear word and global warming is code for too many non-vitiligo people breathing.

Bro, why are you crying over the UN resolution on world peace? Chill, it's just a horde of scumericans online petitioning to nuke the Middle East, then rebuild it as a giant golf course for 'real Americans', complete with moats of Diet Coke and walls made from melted-down iPhones stolen from immigrants, to 'make the world great again,' one irradiated sand trap at a time.

by Trumpanzee December 8, 2025

paraphotomic slumber

When one drifts in their mind to an off place and subsequently receives a pinched from the 'other side' while in wake consciousness

Random Person: I was imagining myself playing drums, but there was a tear in my snare. I put my finger over it, and hit the snare and my finger shot with pain.

I got up from bed and walked away from my Paraphotomic Slumber

by James Q Collins January 8, 2012

lumber slumber

Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.

She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.

by POOBS November 13, 2013

ghetto slumber party

A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.

Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!

by Ghetto slumber party June 12, 2018

heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

Booba Scumbedkar

Thankless and Hinduphobic rascals who leech on hardworking and competent Savarna population by way of reservations and state-backed gibs, only to turn back and abuse their clearly superior overlords.

Want success in life? Work for it and stop begging for free, underserved shit like Booba Scumbedkars.

Son: "I wish things were easier in life and opportunities fell on my lap without working for it."
Father: "beta, don't talk like Booba Scumbedkars. You're so much better (and superior) than that."

by Trennt June 18, 2021

kartoon slumber

the worlds best music artist to ever exist founder of the worst collective and juice wrld's cousin you got it thats kartoon fucking slumber

kartoon slumber i love your music it makes me curb stomp my little cousin

by pornstr March 22, 2023