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Schitz

Comes from the english word "Schizophrenia," which is derived from the latin terms "Schiz" (Split) and Phren (Mind). Since the introduction of the electromagnetic spectrum, we humans have learned that what we can touch, smell, see, and hear with our 5 senses makes up less than one millionth of reality. Therefore, we do not know what makes up the rest of reality and how that counteracts or balances out the reality of which we know. This means that the rest of reality may cancel out or build upon the reality of which we all know, thus creating the possibility that it doesn't exist at all.

The term "Schitz" is used abstractly and as a paradox because, since we do not know what makes up reality and its effects on the reality humans can sense, the closest one can get to explaining it all is in a paradoxical form. It is and it isn't.
Person 1: "Schitz..."
Person 2:"Exactly."
Person 1+2: "But not at all."
by theschitzer December 21, 2009
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Scrat-end

meaning either:

a) a discarded cigarette end.

or

b) a small piece of gristle from the end of a piece of meat.

usually used as an insult, especially when the latter meaning is in context. used by those of a more chav-like disposition, or when emulating or parodising a chav
"hey john, what are you doing down there?"
"lookin' for some scrat-ends."

"yer fuckin' scrat-end!"
by arto October 16, 2005
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scrat

Enormous black squirrel-like creatures, without the fluffy tails characteristic of squirrels. Probably the unholy spawn of a squirrel-rat union. One is known to live near the Administration Building on UMBC campus.
Watch that scrat. He's been giving those three squirrels over there orders or something. It looks like they're building a pile of sticks, or maybe a catapult.
by Ultimastrike September 23, 2004
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scratch your dirty neck

this is basically the coldest dis to someone who has just been moded (molded)- proven very very wrong.
aaw. I TOLD you the Beastie Boys signed to Capitol. Scratch your dirty neck!!!!
by devdawgula July 3, 2004
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schitzophonic

a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.
I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.
by elvisluvsyu June 6, 2005
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Sarit

Sarit is an Israeli name, which means "princess" in Hebrew. It is derived from Sarah/Sarai, the wife of Abraham - the matriarch and patriarch of the Jewish people, respectively.
Sarit is a girls name, that is Hebrew and/or Israeli, as derived from Sarai or Sara.
by PrincessJudge October 7, 2016
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