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scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
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scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect
girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
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saramonet

THE baddest bitch you everrrr met!!

Hands down the most loyal friend/partner.
Will go to hell and back for the ones they love
Dyes/cuts her hair at the slightest inconvenience
A protective friend, she’ll hold your grudges for you.
Very SENSITIVE
Triple S, smart, sweet, and sexy !!
Saramonet is the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet.
by sourpatchez13 November 22, 2021
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scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.
Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!
by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022
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scrambleable

has or possesses the ability to scramble/be scrambled
This is a scrambleable egg.
by User637293973902 April 9, 2023
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scrambleable

having or possessing the ability to scramble/ be scrambled
This egg looks very scrambleable.
by User637293973902 April 9, 2023
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