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Scoop and Sling

When you cum inside of your partner and as an act of contraception, you scoop the semen out with your finger and sling it away
Nick didn’t use a condom so he did the scoop and sling
by The brown taco February 21, 2019
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What a scoop!

Ne haber ama!

A piece of surprising news. A surprising hearing.
- Oh, my husband feels the same way about this palace. We all hate, actually.
- Really? What a scoop!
by laviniaque November 5, 2019
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Kook-scoop

Noun; News, information or stories, that seem(s) to be crazy talk or otherwise obviously impossible.
Joe came home late telling some kook-scoop story about a flat tire! I already knew where he was though!
by McSouthFl September 21, 2019
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Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!
by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020
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Hip Scoop

(v.) \ˈhip\ \ˈsküp\

The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.

abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
-Stef, you look good today!
-Hip scoop!

-Wanna chill later cutie?
-Hip, hip scoop!
by Giorgio Palmiero January 23, 2011
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scoop out

Hey Girl, can I scoop out them buns?
by iRxme March 6, 2017
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Kate Scoop

When your aunt gives you fucking heaps of salad when you only wanted a spoonful.
Damn man, I only wanted a bite and you gave me a Kate Scoop.
by Kim in May 16, 2021
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