scheme

a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.

(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit

by skeem July 28, 2003

schmock

something dirty, uggly and filthy.
Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"

God, look at that schmock!
I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!

by Timo1232 March 20, 2008

Schmock

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

by umbie March 22, 2004

Team Scheme

A group of individuals that see how many people they can hook up with/"talk" to, over a period of time, without anyone catching feelings.

Jenny - "Amy, you goin' out tonight?"
Amy - "Team Scheme!" (:

by jaygotswagger June 18, 2012

scheming

Dubbing like schmie. For all to see and everyone to respect

The jetta it looks like you're scheming.

by Schmie August 7, 2005

schmog

1) Something you say when there is a long silence in a room or if nothing is going on.

2) Something you say when you can't think of a word. Much like thingamajig.

1) (long silence) Schmog.

2) Damn look at that schmog over there.

by NigMcNig January 18, 2009

Schmohawk

My father was a Shawnee. My mother was a Mohawk. What does that make me? Answer: a Schmohawk. (From The Eddie Cantor Radio Show in the early 1940s)

He is such a schmohawk, he thinks Greenpoint is the tip of a sour pickle.

by Vaildoc February 12, 2018