Scandinavian Ice Pineapple

The act of attempting to shove a whole frozen pineapple up a girls anus.

Bob: Terri is in the hospital
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again

by SvenDonaldson11 November 24, 2010

Scandinavian Coffee Bath

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 10, 2017

scandalism

(Verb with subject) - the intentional act of ruining someone’s reputation through rumor or gossip.

Scandalismcan be witnessed almost anywhere.

by Miasmom November 3, 2017

Brain Scan

1) A move in which a bald head is rubbed against a woman's vagina.

2) A move in which a head is inserted into a woman's vagina.

I was going down on her and she seemed to like the stubble from my chin, so I decided it was time for a brain scan

by sethinsd August 26, 2008

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

ScanDisk Pimp

ScanDisk Pimp:
Some one who is either too smart, and/or too ghetto to purchase an expensive digital camera and/or bring the expensive digital camera out to social events involving alchohol such as: the club, concerts, the beach on spring break, house parties ,etc..) only to take pictures for social networking purposes(myspace, facebook, imeem,friendster,etc.)
So as an alternative, the SCANDISK PIMP simply brings only their memory card and uses it in other peoples cameras, therefore eliminating the risk of losing,damaging,or having their own digital camera stolen. All of the memories, none of the risk.

SCANDISK PIMP: (Upon entering a kodak moment at tha club) Aye homie!!lemme use your digi right quik 4 i can take a pic wit these freaky hoes that i been dancin wit whom i dont know, i aint gonna fukk, an i prolly wont ever c again , but ima put dis pic on my myspace first thang in the morning anyway so people can think that im really cool and i have a fun life and that ima chick magnet..

CAMERA PERSON: Sure....(thoughts to self) >thats a good fukkin idea<

CAMERA PERSON 2: OMG!! I DROPPED MY 600$ CYBERSHOT IN MY 20$ MARGERITA!!!! ITS LIKE TOTALLY RUINED NOW!!! :( I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROUGHT IT TO THE CLUB..THAT SCANDISK PIMP IS SOO SMART AND COOL

by The Real "Ian Wabash" January 29, 2008

Scando Rando

A random person (Rando) who takes part in scandalous (Scando) activities, such as promiscuous sex, binge drinking and other "socially questionable" actions.

"Did you see Sophia making out with that Scando Rando last night?"

"That's not a Scando Rando! It's just my friend my friend David."

by AllDayEveryDay January 16, 2009