small business saturday 

The Saturday after Black Friday. This is the day when business' realize that they are screwed and start thinking about Chapter 13. They tried opening on Thanksgiving offering ridiculous discounts only to find out that it is costing them more in protests, petitions, and lawsuits then the profits they made for the day. Black Friday wasn't any better as most of the shoppers that came in were just looking at the items that they wanted to buy online cheaper then any Black Friday deal would have got them.

Joe: Hey did you go shopping on Black Friday or Small Business Saturday?

Dave: Nah man, I'm doing mine on Cyber Monday

small business saturday by StealthTSX November 30, 2013

Booty Pic Saturday 

Every woman is obliged to send booty pictures to her boyfriend / spouse on Booty Picture Saturday

It's Booty Pic Saturday and my Girlfriend haven't sent me Booty Pics

Booty Pic Saturday by exet March 12, 2021

Shitfaced Saturday 

A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.

-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"

Shitfaced Saturday by MunchieMay March 26, 2009

Super-Saturday-Sex 

Super Saturday Sex when due to personal circumstances either to do with work or commitments you can only have sex on a saturday, but because it is only on a saturday is is SUPER

'Lets see if we can meet up this week for Super-Saturday-Sex as we haven't done it since last saturday'

Super-Saturday-Sex by Shazza69 January 11, 2009

Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday Sinners

Catholic. You go to church on Saturday night, get your church on. Then Sunday start your new week of debauchery and sinful living. Spoof on The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

Michelle to her co-worker: "I'd like to invite you to church this Sunday."

Betty: "Thank You, what church do you go to?"

Michelle: "It's the Church of Latter-Day Saints."

Betty: "Oh, I used to go to the Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday sinners! We had bingo, spaghetti suppers with a beer garden, wine with Communion. You go to church Saturday night, look all churchy, then the next day go back to being you! Come next Saturday, get reset to zero again."

Michelle: "Oh, never mind then..."

Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday Sinners by Turkey Trot March 31, 2011

pre-saturday

The wednesday night you get together with your friends and drink large amounts of whiskey to show you have what it takes to hang with the saturday crowd.

I really want to go to Terry's party this weekend but i was told i have to attend pre-saturday first to get an invite

pre-saturday by FGCinHB January 29, 2018

Sans Saturday 

A special day on a Saturday in every month, where we all come around to celebrate sans from the hit game undertale.

"I can't wait for Sans Saturday!"

Sans Saturday by Drubbly January 16, 2021