Chubby Santa

A short, wide penis, generally accommodated, if not recognized by, aging gray or white pubic hair.

I accidentally walked in on my grandparents making love. My Gramps pulled out and his chubby santa flying all over the place.

by a no lifer August 5, 2009

Bad Santa

Dress in a Santa outfit and fuck a girl up the ass, saying "Ho, Ho, Ho" at every thrust. Santa outfit optional.

I took a girl home last night and pulled a Bad Santa on her ass.

by pstage August 4, 2007

Santa Barbara

kinda like the greenwich ct of cali but cooler and warmer and not deppressing. where i want to be.

yo you been to santa barbara cuz thats where i want to be

by LLLL111 December 20, 2006

santa claus

He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.

Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.

Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.

by One little hellian November 18, 2017

Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.

Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Santa Claude

An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.

The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.

Damn Fool! Look at that Santa Claude with all those innocent kids queuing up to sit on his lap.

by Mrs Claude December 13, 2010

Red Santa

The result of giving oral sex to a female during her period.

The red residue resembles Santa's beard = Red Santa.

John had a Red Santa after coming up for air.

by Tear.Dropper July 5, 2010