I accidentally walked in on my grandparents making love. My Gramps pulled out and his chubby santa flying all over the place.
by a no lifer August 05, 2009
Dress in a Santa outfit and fuck a girl up the ass, saying "Ho, Ho, Ho" at every thrust. Santa outfit optional.
by pstage August 01, 2007
by LLLL111 December 17, 2006
He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.
Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.
by One little hellian November 18, 2017
Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.
The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
by Mrs Claude December 12, 2010
AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.
Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
by YAWA December 04, 2021