Samuel 

on the outside hes a big quirky caring teddy bear. but on the inside, hes this hellraised demon who will do anything to make your day the worst day of your life!

person 1: that guy seems like a real samuel.
person 2: it says in the book of everything; that you should stay atleast 10 feet away from samuel to live a happy and fulfilling life

Samuel by traktai April 21, 2019

Samuel 

Is a faggot who no one likes, hes a fat whale and when hes swimming you can notice him from a mile away, he stinks like poo and fish, he looks like a black horse with shit all over his face

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH A KID NAMED SAMUEL !!!

Samuel by sick lad te September 30, 2019

Samuel 

a kid who is good at sports and is usually a leader he is scared to play fortnite in front of mom.
he also makes youtube videos at SerpentAU.
My Channel is BxppedByGavin

man samuel is awesome he is good at basketball and football and baseball
is he your boyfriend
yeah
Girl youre lucky
My channel is BxppedByGavin his is SerpentAU

Samuel by Eatyouboy October 30, 2019

Samuel 

A fella who repeats jokes 100 times.

"oi lachy shake and skull brother"
"ok Samuel"
"haha Shake and Skull x100"

Samuel by Shakenskull October 30, 2019

Samuel 

Samuel is a very gay boy he is ugly and always wears booty shorts he has usually blond hair and blue eyes but has a very sexual personality.He is fucking annoying and won't stop scratching his buttcrack

Yareli:Hey is that samuel
Danielle:yeah that ugly bitch

Samuel by Daniellacone November 1, 2019

samuel 

a guy that has no dick. # morgz

samuel hos no dick

samuel by big balles December 5, 2019

Samuel 

An individual that runs rampant in his bare feet deleting SDFs and tends to droopy's coochie.

Look at him trying to get her on his side, what a samuel.

Samuel by TheRationalizer.1994 March 5, 2020