Simmonator

(from the latin word "symmynatre" - To love the same sex, homosexual) This word has been used commonly in the East Midlands recently to commemmorate local legend 'Mr.Simmons'

(chant) "Simmonator, simmonator, rock on with the simmonator..."

by J R Charles November 26, 2004

Salmon-pussy

Ever see a beached salmon flopping on the shore, trying to find its way back into the water? Well, go up to that salmon and kiss it on the lips. give it a sniff? Smell familiar? Commonly called vaginosis, salmon-pussy is equally dangerous to the nose and to the mouth.

"That bitch's cooter smells like a decaying fish. She gots salmon-pussy, yo!"

by Stooey January 1, 2004

Burnt Salmon

When a girl is giving a man a blow job and resist to let him cum in her mouth.He quickly smacks her across the face with a burnt salmon knocking her out...then he finishes the job in her mouth

Heather was afraid of getting jizzed on so Jon gave her the burnt salmon

by Harley Boy November 1, 2007

Samson

The act of curb stomping a gentleman who just wont shut up.

Phyllis, if you dont shut your mouth, ill samson you

by Call me SAMSON October 24, 2011

Silly salmon

when you jump in the air or jump or jump off something while having a spasm while your in the air

Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning

by xtrakrispypie May 10, 2018

Salmoned

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008

Sammantha

A cute, sweet, smart girl who tries to impress all. A typical over-achiever. However, she can be a quite "the female dog", when she has to be. Mostly a good party girl who loves to get fucked up. And it may not seem like it but shes a sex crazed woman who tends to pick guys that are great in bed.

Guy1: I was at a party with Sammantha from biology class last night and she was hooking up and getting drunk!
Guy2: She sounds like a good time, and shes cute too.
Guy1: Yeah I'd fuck her.

by apallo9090 July 28, 2011