Salt Lake Shitty

When you cum inside someones poop

Oprah only has an orgasm when you give her a Salt Lake Shitty

by Shitlord August 1, 2009

salt-nigger

A caustic euphemism for the more commonly known whigger. Said to be congoid-like yet coated with a white layering. A common battle cry might be: "All causes not my own". A clear illustration of their disinterest in bearing forth sustainable culture.

Todd is such a salt-nigger. Does he really think we care about Tupac.

by Rod Handler December 9, 2003

Salt Shaker

A method of male masturbation. The hand movement of using the actual salt shaker but on your 8=====D.

Bill: "Hey Jeff, guess what I tried last night!"

Jeff: "I don't wanna know"
Bill: "of course you do! I used the salt shaker method to whack it! It was amazing!"

by HowdyDoody October 6, 2012

Salt and Ice

1.Salt and Ice - A game practiced by middle school and high school students. Salt is poured on an area of the arm/or hand and then an ice cube is placed on top. This will create a burning sensation. After the ice cube melts or you've had enough pain there will be a white scar which will eventually turn red and be extremely painful.
The game is played until someone has had enough pain. Salt can be added more and more to make the game have a quick effect. Perfect for deciding who gets the last piece of pizza.

2.Salt on Ice - Used to melt ice off icy and snowy roads

Salt and Ice combined makes stuff colder too and can be used for making home made ice cream.

Erik and Jonathan played salt and ice to determine who got the last piece of pizza.

by dawginacar100 July 5, 2007

Salt squad

An awesome group of friends who live every moment to the last. They go through the stupidest things together and enjoy it. No one can stop them, they are a force of nature that everyone loves. They are imperfect, they are salty but they're always together. They live together and die together. (Yes they are salty all together.)

We... are a salt squad

by Salt squad February 17, 2017

salt water sprinkler

when one does not urinate after sexual intercourse until hours later when the remaining "left-over" semen dries up in the urethra, creating the pee to spray in many directions...also known as the "laser light show"

by Anonymous November 17, 2002

Salt Lake Shitty

a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.

Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?

by graphic freedom June 21, 2006