Aaron: "Woah dudes, gotta watch out for that cunnilingus of the butthole."
Non-Aaron: "C'mon man, you're a salmon sandwhich!"
Non-Aaron: "C'mon man, you're a salmon sandwhich!"
by SloZZilla March 6, 2018
Get the Salmon Sandwhichmug. by CheesecakeMoose March 18, 2023
Get the Smoked Salmonmug. Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
Get the toilet salmonmug. A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.
by Drtrantheman123 May 13, 2016
Get the Sex salmonmug. when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon
*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON
by anonymous December 1, 2020
Get the stinky salmonmug. by Chitlins May 26, 2021
Get the Salmon slappermug. The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.
It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal
There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct
The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.
The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"
It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal
There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct
The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.
The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"
Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay
by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 5, 2021
Get the The Salmon Actmug.