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The state of extreme Swayzeness. Swazy behavior in an individual is usually demonstrated by:
- fluidic movements that may lead you to believe this person has no bones or nervous system
- the complete lack of bodily hair that allows them to avoid wind resistance and retain their cool
- the strict avoidance of any sudden outburst in emotion or reaction to situations that would normally elicit unswayze/ unsmooth behavior
- a self-acknowledgement that they are Swayzier/smoother than every one around them
The state of extreme Swayzeness. Swazy behavior in an individual is usually demonstrated by:
- fluidic movements that may lead you to believe this person has no bones or nervous system
- the complete lack of bodily hair that allows them to avoid wind resistance and retain their cool
- the strict avoidance of any sudden outburst in emotion or reaction to situations that would normally elicit unswayze/ unsmooth behavior
- a self-acknowledgement that they are Swayzier/smoother than every one around them
Note: achieving such a level of smoothness/Swayzyness is normally obtained through a process called “smoothing up” or "Swayzing up".
1) "Hey man, you see that Ray Allen jumpshot?
"Yeah, that was swayze"
2) "Dude, where is Ray Allen, he's been on the bench for like fifteen minutes!"
"Don't worry.. he's just swayzing up."
3) Police Officer: "Sorry Mr Allen, I'm going to have to give you a ticket, you were speeding"
Ray Allen: "That's cool"
Police Officer: "Man you're swayze"
1) "Hey man, you see that Ray Allen jumpshot?
"Yeah, that was swayze"
2) "Dude, where is Ray Allen, he's been on the bench for like fifteen minutes!"
"Don't worry.. he's just swayzing up."
3) Police Officer: "Sorry Mr Allen, I'm going to have to give you a ticket, you were speeding"
Ray Allen: "That's cool"
Police Officer: "Man you're swayze"
by The Digital Breed August 25, 2013
Get the Swayze mug.1) n. A type of dance that involves the act of intertwining one's arms with a partner's and swaying, allowing the music and centrifugal rhythm of the tea-shop atmosphere to take control. It is imperative to remain in a fixed seated position and to maintain eye contact with the partner(s).
2) it. v. To engage in the act of swaydance.
2) it. v. To engage in the act of swaydance.
a) Swaydance is a prominent activity enjoyed by many of the Dobra Tea Shop customers.
b) As if possessed by other-worldly spirits, the two hipsters locked eyes and began to swaydance.
b) As if possessed by other-worldly spirits, the two hipsters locked eyes and began to swaydance.
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Get the Swaylor mug.It's September 2002, and it's the last week of summer. You're in 8th grade and you're positive you're gonna fail your last middle school year epically.
Luckily, Toonami is on after school. But right now, they're doing an event they call "Trapped in Hyperspace". Basically, a virus infects the Absolution and now the thing's gonna kamikaze into planet Earth. You've gotta go online and help TOM jack into the system a la MegaMan Battle Network. And to make matters worse, SARA is offline, and in her place is the virus itself.
But holy shit, the virus. His name is Swayzak, and he's a red devil looking hologram with a deep voice (or if you're playing the game, a New Zealand accent). And he's got some figure! I mean, a slim body with a thin waist and legs that're almost sticks? Fuck! Who wouldn't wanna ride with him?
By Friday, he's gone. Damn it. Fast forward to April 2004, Toonami's now on Saturday nights, and you've gone onto freshman year. SARA's reviewing a game called Rez. She brings up the plot, which is about a computer virus, and asks if it sounds familiar. All of a sudden, Swayzak appears! Holy hell! Still sexy as ever! But he disappears as quickly as he arrived.
Now it's 2017 and you're in your mid to late twenties. One night, you remember Swayzak and ask yourself... why's he still sexy?
Luckily, Toonami is on after school. But right now, they're doing an event they call "Trapped in Hyperspace". Basically, a virus infects the Absolution and now the thing's gonna kamikaze into planet Earth. You've gotta go online and help TOM jack into the system a la MegaMan Battle Network. And to make matters worse, SARA is offline, and in her place is the virus itself.
But holy shit, the virus. His name is Swayzak, and he's a red devil looking hologram with a deep voice (or if you're playing the game, a New Zealand accent). And he's got some figure! I mean, a slim body with a thin waist and legs that're almost sticks? Fuck! Who wouldn't wanna ride with him?
By Friday, he's gone. Damn it. Fast forward to April 2004, Toonami's now on Saturday nights, and you've gone onto freshman year. SARA's reviewing a game called Rez. She brings up the plot, which is about a computer virus, and asks if it sounds familiar. All of a sudden, Swayzak appears! Holy hell! Still sexy as ever! But he disappears as quickly as he arrived.
Now it's 2017 and you're in your mid to late twenties. One night, you remember Swayzak and ask yourself... why's he still sexy?
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