surprise insurgent

When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"

Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent

by the dirty old man April 28, 2014

surprise rice

When eating a meal and someone dumps a scoop of cooked rice on the plate.

I was having an empanada when my mom surprise rice me and now I am really full.

by choppa790 August 9, 2015

Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.

This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.

by MorningFey September 18, 2016

surprise lip tickle

When a female(s) recieve a surprise tickling of their vaginal lip(s)

Oh I can't believe I got a surprise lip tickle last night!

by Baker7890 September 7, 2016

surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

by Brewing logic November 20, 2016

Surprise Pirate

When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".

Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.

Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window

Bill: SAV!!!!

by ThatDudeGuyMan December 15, 2016

Surprise Pudding

When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.

Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.

by Thatwhiteguy15 February 18, 2017