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Stroking the Violin

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass
Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned
by oni102 April 6, 2009
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trolling

you know that douche-bag under the bridge that wouldn't let people through? well trolling emulates that. also the world is flat and aliens account for all the unexplained things, like gravity. trolling is the one true path to seeing past all the education that's supposed to help us. i mean come on, what the fuck is up with the concept of money?! if i give you one paper money, i should get one paper money back. so if i give you paper with Abe on it, i expect any other celebrity (Abe Lincoln is secretly a singer). i think i like George Washington the best though. don't go and like try to spread this truth. seriously, don't... unless your a ginger with soul... but that's impossible cuz gingers have no soul. trolling is the noble art. don't abuse it, kinda like you shouldn't abuse hookers.
Abraham troll trolling trololololol money cole munging dirty sanchez soul souless ginger lincoln washington paper fuck hookers gravity truth bridge aliens world education screw you george douche douchebag
by smurfkiller1234 August 3, 2012
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Ninja Scrolling

The act of sucking a girl's tit whereby the person totally puts the whole thing in their mouth or almost manages to do it while making a sucking like sound. Has nothing to do with rape.

It is derived from the gratuitously sexual and violent anime called Ninja Scroll. An antagonistic character T'ssai rapes one of the main protagonist women, Kegaro, where he literally had one of her porn star tits completely inside of his mouth. It was the most hilarious scene in Ninja Scroll.
He is so ninja scrolling his gf tonight.
by negev November 22, 2010
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Haggis stroking

Haggis stroking is a sexual term for a man and a woman to be having sex in the doggy style when the man then inserts his hand into the womans anus and wraps his hand around his dick which is inside the womans vagina. He then masturbates while still engaging in intercourse with the woman until he/they come.
Man, I was haggis stroking last night. My girlfriend couldn't believe it!
by Ligier December 28, 2007
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sucker stroking

Saying what someone wants to hear, and know that your lying.
tony told his girl she was the best (sucker stroking), knowing damn well she was not.
by Destiny E December 9, 2008
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Trolling

Posting rude and distasteful comments, sometimes for the purpose of a reaction and other times not. Either way it is malicious and whether it is intended or not can have serious consequences. Those who troll will laugh at that, but trolling fosters an environment that leads to more serious abuse also known as cyberbullying where lines are crossed which should never, ever be--like encouraging someone who is suicidal to commit suicide. This is bad humor, and while in your virtual reality it may be funny, in actual reality it's not. It's time to grow up.
See YouTube.com for endless examples of trolling.
by ehenry November 13, 2012
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stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.
Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"
by Dean May 13, 2005
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