by Deez Mama January 30, 2022

If a lot of people are doing the same (intelligent or not intelligent thing) at the ame time, why shouldn't I be able to do the same thing?
Mom: son stop treating and go do homework
Son: remembers. The pelosis are prolific stock traders. I'll be a truant and I'll become a criminal haha.
Son: remembers. The pelosis are prolific stock traders. I'll be a truant and I'll become a criminal haha.
by Sexydimma January 25, 2023

In October there was a stock market oopsie-daisy.
by super.awesome.word.ninja April 30, 2021

by Italia Marzioli April 20, 2019

Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?
by PseudonymKeKeKe October 24, 2009

by Richard Sharpe 95th March 27, 2015

UD Jews, I’m asking you guys
Will the economy collapse or WW3 happen soon?
I’ve been hearing rumors something might happen soon. Don’t know if it is true…
But if something does happen soon, this would give me plenty of time to catch up with everybody else I think…
Will the economy collapse or WW3 happen soon?
I’ve been hearing rumors something might happen soon. Don’t know if it is true…
But if something does happen soon, this would give me plenty of time to catch up with everybody else I think…
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
