gettin' a stiff

Geting a boner.

Dude, I know this hot girl, when I see her, I'm always gettin' a stiff!

by peepeeweeweee January 29, 2009

Stiff Nugget

When you have so much hairspray in your hair that you could snap it off and use it as a throwing star.

girl 1: "What's with all the hairspray?"

girl 2: "I want this to be stiff nugget."

by beebus February 9, 2010

stiff kitty

When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!

I gave her a stiff kitty last night

by DirtyToad May 26, 2018

Stiff

Nickname for person named Stian, but this "Stian" has to be exceptionally stupid. Can also be called Stig

Hey Stiff, you fucking dumbass!

by alinarnold October 25, 2017

stiff dickium

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium

Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium

by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025

No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Stiff Trouble

When you get a boner at the worst time

"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"

by Scorpio101 August 2, 2018