A Stiff Right

A Stiff Arm Jab To Someone Else's Face. Usually Given Out By The Slack Man

U Want A Stiff Right, Cos Il Send You On.

by Daniel Johnson64 December 14, 2008

liam’s arms stiff

When Liam has an orgasm and this results in his arms being stiff as fuck, like when he fucks The Galaxy Note 7 and his ass explodes

Tim: Fuck Liam! Why you fuck a Samsung. Now you’re Liam’s arms stiff

by AsianFuckingMrChang June 11, 2018

a good stiff

a stand up, like a boner, guy who holds true to values. A solid person who doesn't waiver.

a man whose opinion holds true from experience

a hard penis that a girl can ride multiple times or multiple girls can ride

You can always count on that guy...he is a good stiff.

by goodstiff November 19, 2011

STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.

Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 4, 2010

Bored stiff

Where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent

He stood up in geography and his shlort made an apperance through his broken zip, he must have been bored stiff!

by PFD August 29, 2008

wiener stiff

An alternate term used when negotiating a price on an item for sale. Used in place of “firm”

Are you wiener stiff on that price?

by A Goat among Sheep February 28, 2022

Get Stiff

Similar to "cry about it" "get fucked" and "stay mad". Used when you want to tell somebody off but don't want to curse to much.

"Marcus was blabbering on and on about the difference between four wheel drive and all wheel drive and complaining about the people who use them interchangeably. I told him to get stiff and walked away."

"Get stiff."

by Scotishbroheim March 14, 2023