clap squad

when playing an online multiplayer game and you turn the corner and the whole team is there.

John didn't know what to do when he turned around and saw the CLAP SQUAD.

by da realest wolfpackcaniac February 4, 2010

alphabet squad

Another name for the lgbtq+ community because they keep adding letters.

Guy 1: woah man pride month is very gay
Guy 2: be careful saying stuff like that, the alphabet squad might come for you
Tbh: yipee

by smippysnippy June 27, 2022

Aqua Squad

The team of elite masterminds who expertly crease, bend, tuck, gather, roll, pleat and fold carefully contorted large objects of mass liquidation that create tsunamis when correctly slid on. A true Aqua Squad can only be found deep within the reaches of D-Quad, led by a fearless Chosen One called Jeff by those who revere him.

The Aqua Squad obliterated it's competition, HIAD, in an intense race to finish building their fortresses.

by NightMike July 24, 2014

loiter squad

basically just a skit show made by the core members of the music group odd future

"dude i saw "loiter squad" on tv the other night it was great and i love you for saying that, i cant lie anymore... what do you mean , i mean that i cant live in this lie forever, but what about loiter squad?, you cant solve our marriage by talking about loiter squad, what do you mean, im saying that im leaving you derek, wait what, i said im leaving for paris in two hours say your goodbyes, nick....

by nonotahooseidontwantthathere May 29, 2019

Virgin Squad

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.

Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.

by Weallfun September 20, 2019

Hopwood squad

6 or more bald ass middle aged teachers with receading hairlines and the biggest foreheads you could as for plastic surgery or not, where their only goal in life is bully others but then somehow bully themselves

1 member of the Hopwood squad: bald ass hopwood in the flesh, here comes the hopwood squad.
Another member: you sho...
1st hopwood:shut up hopwood
2nd member:sorry hopwood
3rd one: look whos balding!
1st one: Oh My God!
All together: hop hop hopity hopwood hop hop hopity hopwood
/And scene\

by Hopwood man November 18, 2019

beard Squad

A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"

We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!

Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!

by thebah87 February 24, 2011