Spud

A really slow person. Usually dumb in the head

Clayton is such a Spud

by C69D69 October 11, 2021

Spud muffin

A younger sibling

My little spud muffin

by anonymous October 29, 2022

Gut spud

A faecal potato

She dropped a couple of gut spuds in the bed and I want 50 million dollars

by Roastpeas May 22, 2022

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

peel the spud

To beat off. (Masturbate)

I’ll be on Xbox later boys, gonna go peel the spud.

by Shayescosbyshow May 6, 2020

Spud Grunter

A sex act in which both of a person's heels are inserted into another's vagina.

Give me a Spud Grunter, you filthy animal!

by dunpass December 16, 2022

Spud

a cute/adorable sped

“You lil spud🥰”

by vr.reina June 19, 2019