A metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. Typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation participants attempt to comprehend what has been said.
During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:
“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”
A typical Samurism.
“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”
A typical Samurism.
by Luke D Harbinson March 3, 2007
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Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"
Other Dude: "I can't reach it."
Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."
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Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"
Girl: "Huh?"
Other Dude: "I can't reach it."
Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."
-or-
Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"
Girl: "Huh?"
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A score given to an a woman's ass in order for others to comprehend how good or bad the ass is. See Samuel's Scale
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by Samurai Flamenco March 2, 2015
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"Probably Samuel L. Jackson"
"What about that other movie where the dude died and the guys did the stuff?"
"Samuel L. Jackson again man."
"Probably Samuel L. Jackson"
"What about that other movie where the dude died and the guys did the stuff?"
"Samuel L. Jackson again man."
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