Smurfed 

To get wacked in the face with a penis

My friend Smurfed me on my porch when i wasnt looking....

Smurfed by Jenny September 6, 2004

Smurfy's Law

Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.

(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)

Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.

Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!

Smurfy's Law by Philleepe January 8, 2015

Drunky Smurf 

Taken from the lovable 70's cartoon, Drunky Smurf is the smurf who cannot hold her liquor.

"Sarabeth had too much too drink!"

"Yeah...she is such a Drunky Smurf!"

Drunky Smurf by Seanie-Monica March 19, 2009

smurf village 

after a group of penises are wacked on ones face. a smurf village refers to the mushroom shaped welts left behind durring the process.

hey Keri! looks like you have a smurf village on your face, did you have a hard night?

smurf village by ad s June 20, 2014

cock-smurf 

A person addicted to cock

John is a cock-smurf

cock-smurf by Karl (England) October 21, 2006

Smurfticles 

A more humoress version of the term blue balls where a man is stimulated without being able to get off. Happens to all Smurfs that don't get lucky with Smurfette.

When Bob tried to get lucky with Suzy, he wasn't able to relieve himself and was left with Smurfticles.

Smurfticles by Codj53 October 23, 2011

smurfd 

to be slapped in the face by a small painted blue penis

man yestuday i got smurfd by my boyfriend and it took me a while to get the paint off

smurfd by gage helton July 18, 2011