smooches

a big wet sloppy kiss on the face

aunt milly gave big wet smooches to her nephue and squeezed his cheeks

by miss marilyn darling April 11, 2009

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 6, 2008

smoif

1.smurf with a Jersey accent; A.K.A: Furrevig.

I saw the smoif eated white castle hamboigas and gotted a glass of wadda for i could chewg it.

by tubeckulosis January 25, 2011

Shoofly pie

A rich pie made of molasses and crumbs on top. A common dessert in Louisiana and southern United States. Named so because the sticky molasses of the pie attracts flies which is then followed with the phrase: "shoo fly!"

Aunt Pam baked up some swell shoofly pie to go with our dinner.

by Ashiedown December 23, 2013

Smoochie

Ah eater

Bryanna is a smoochie cus she should eater

by Notnana August 17, 2022

Death to Smoochy

1. The "call to arms" cry of protest, shouted by people radically opposed to the slang word smooch replacing the more formal kiss

2. A movie starring Robin Williams and a 2-legged rat that looks like Danny DeVito

Joe Moviegoer: Did you see Death To Smoochy?

Nude Protestor: Death to Smoochy! Death to Smoochy! Deaaaath Toooooo Smooooochy!

American Flag: It's his right to protest!

by Ben Greenberg May 22, 2006

Smooficating

Not being able to breath due to the weather being so hot. A cross between smothering and suffocating.

I have got to get out of this blazing heat. I am smooficating

by bamacj42 July 23, 2010