Subway smell

"Subway smell" is the staunch odor that soaks into your clothing while eating at a Subway restaurant. Many scientists theorize that this God awful smell is produced by the "fresh" baked bread; however, another competing school of thought theorizes that the stench comes from the chemical preservative liquid that the meats come packed in.

Once the smell has penetrated your clothing, you will inevitably smell like a rotten butthole for the rest of the day. Most people will mistake your newly acquired smell for B.O. unless you are carrying a Subway bag, in which case they will immediately understand the source of the offending odor.

Hey Matt, let's go get a $5 footlong at Subway for lunch.

No way Travis. I've got a date with Sarah tonight, and my chances of getting laid will diminish if I have Subway smell on me.

Yes, that place is an olfactory nightmare.

by LightsOutBrant April 24, 2008

Wake up and smell the ashes

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019

Smell yer maw

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.

Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

by David Mccormacks a pussy June 18, 2020

smella

well fitttt but going out with a freak called tom, avoid him, hang out with her, shes a babe...

guy 1: duude i would so tap that...
guy 2: dude, your wasting your time, smellas going out with this guy called tom, hes kinda wierd, lets hang with her though

by lilbee31 November 29, 2009

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

smellaphone

A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.

The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.

by Stebo November 18, 2004

Smellanie

A cancerous growth of a girl that feeds on the happiness of others, until there is no more left in the entire world for anyone. One of the causes of the downfall of Western Civilization.

Dude, you really have to break up with that girl, she's a Smellanie.

by helloiamjon September 6, 2011