shitastrophe

when someone shits in a public bathroom with the intent to hit everything but the toilet

I went to go pee in Denny's and walked into a shitastrophe.

by Jessendarippers June 1, 2016

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shitastic

A masterpiece of shit

So full of shit its laughable

Fucking Shitastic

Boy: I am smart because i know 2 + 2 = 3

Girl: are you stupid?
Boy: my mom said was special
Girl: riIIight...
Boy: Do you believe i'm special or stupid?
Girl: you're uh.. Special.
Boy: Shitastic!!!!

Me: that whole convo is just Shitastic.....

by Seeker May 16, 2016

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Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

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Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

by bitchassonthehodickassonthego October 3, 2017

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