Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
Shaft snorting involves doings lines of cocaine along the shaft of a man's penis beginning near the base of and extending towards the tip. Sensitive-side shaft snorting can be performed with the man lying down and is usually started near the head of the penis and ends at the ball sack (dirf) region where a large a amount of cocaine rests for the finisher.
by CWoot July 17, 2007
PERSNICKETY SHAFT: SNOBBY DICK
PERSNICKETY: Fussy or having the aloof attitude of a snob; requiring painstaking care
SHAFT: a long pole forming the body of various weapons, as lances or arrows; dick
PERSNICKETY: Fussy or having the aloof attitude of a snob; requiring painstaking care
SHAFT: a long pole forming the body of various weapons, as lances or arrows; dick
by snitch & snatch September 30, 2009
One who always recieves the shit-end of any deal, includin with women. He is always deemed as the "nice guy" who is never effectd by any of this, and even if he is he cannot express it.
"Hey look its shaft wangus, he seems sad but who gives a fuck? Let's go to him with our issues he'll help us out for sure."
by Brownie April 20, 2004
by Memesmith June 22, 2016