Sex

A word that makes 4th graders laugh because theyre just learning about it, later they dont laugh at sex then laugh at masturbation.

Guy 1: Sex

4th grader: hahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SEEXXX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! *pees pants*

*1 year later*

Guy 1: Masturbate

4th grader now turned 5th grade: HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASTURbATE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *pees pants*

by Sex is funny to little kids. August 17, 2009

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10% Luck
20% Skill
15% Concentrated Viagra Pills
5% Pleasure
50% Pain

100% Reason not to get married.

"Attention students: According to a national survey, Sex is considered to be physical activity. The Sex varsity team will be taking tryouts tomorrow from 3:30 pm to 12:00 am. That is all."

by tellziitlikeitizz November 02, 2008

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well remember when you saw your mom and dad wrestling on their honeymoon... well yeah thats it

scared child 1:SEX!They told me they were wrestling... *sob*
scared child 2:Its okay man, it's all over now

by Colinator September 29, 2007

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n. A moderately pleasurable activity that human beings, especially males, go to extremely ridiculous lengths to achieve for any period of time.

I don't think all the drama was worth a couple hours of halfway decent sex per week.

by NWAfuhshuh February 15, 2009

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This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.

Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.

Man: What to do when your not watching sports.

Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."

Man: "Let's make fucky"

by Nick February 22, 2005

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