scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?

Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010

SCUBA

Some Come Up Barely Alive

When scuba diving, all go down but some come up barely alive.

by Dean McCormick April 18, 2006

scuba steve

Someone who has a large elephant sized penis.

scuba steve hits my spot everytime we fornacate

by ilovewhiteboys November 29, 2004

scuba diving

the art of diving in the muff

"andrew put on his flip flops and snorkel and dove into kaylas muff

by dan November 25, 2003

Scuba Steve

The act of masturbating into another's face wash.

"That asshole had a threesome in my bed, now i'm gonna take his face wash and scuba steve that shit!"

by the fuck name isnt used? September 30, 2009

scata

So cool and totally awesome!

Sundecks are scata! or Being accepted by the group is scata!

by HOT MOM August 11, 2006

scatalogical

Used to describe an idea or way of thinking that is neither sensible or logical. A combination of scat and logical.

"If she thinks she is going to get him to marry her, she's being scatalogical."

by bowlegs December 14, 2008