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Scognamillo

a amazing surname for those who truly have a prestige tittle in this world and overcome every situtation.
That man Scognamillo is a true masterpiece
by jdoisdjifoejop October 13, 2022
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Schöne, Lias

Schöneɪ, ˈlaɪəs
Used to describe someone's failure, even if their name is not Lias.
*Tom drops his phone*

- "Schöne, Lias"
by fritz565656 March 29, 2023
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Schonism

When a person does something in the most difficult possible way but gets the job done in the end.
Why did you cut the grass with a pair of scissors? It's the art of schonism, its a form of self loathing.
by Taxidermister April 19, 2023
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Sconed

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.
Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!
by SLB Specialist August 25, 2023
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non-scone

This term is used by the people of the Six Nations reservation in Ontario, Canada. It refers to people who are not native, or in this case not 'scones' (Scone being a colloquial term used amongst Native Americans to describe themselves)
A: Look at her
B: "who?"
A: The non-scone
by Charmaine Tyler February 15, 2012
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Vietnamese Schooner

1) Noun. A small fishing boat docking out of Vietnam. Typical crew of less than 10. Mainly used in a fishing fleet or as a single family's source of income/sustenance.

2) Noun. One of the most vile sexual acts conceivable. Uniquely available only to one who's penis abruptly curves at a right angle. The male stands with his torso facing perpendicular to his companion. The receiver grabs their own ankles for support as the aggressor penetrates from the unlikely angle. Theories are abundant but the generally accepted hypothesis is that the unique vibrations created during intercourse at such an angle triggers complete and utter bowel evacuation. In any case, the Vietnamese Schooner results in egregious amounts of feces 100% of the time.

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Interestingly, it is possible to perform a Vietnamese Schooner aboard a Vietnamese Schooner. This has only been attempted twice, both times in international waters. All participants were killed instantly upon climax. The crew, captain, and refugee family stowing away in the cargo hold all died within a week showing symptoms similar to those exposed to class three radiation incorporation.
1) Eric really enjoyed his semester abroad in Vietnam, he learned a lot helping his host family aboard their Vietnamese schooner.

2) While abroad, Eric had a really shitty time after he consummated with a Vietnamese prostitute whom recommended they try a Vietnamese Schooner after she saw the angle of his dangle.
by Right-angle Rick May 4, 2013
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