Scareumentary

Any 'future looking' TV program done in the documentary-style that peddles doom and fear to the viewer. Mostly based on either fuzzy science, blurry video, make-believe, or lottery-odds natural disasters.

Fear over fact and opinion over science.

1) Including, but not limited to, interpreting Nostradamus after the fact, Earth killing asteroids, Aztec calendars, pyramid building aliens, and the famous just-out-of-reach-of-modern-technology monsters among us.

2) Man #1: " I snapped a picture of by brother chasing Bigfoot. Its dark, blurry and otherwise nondescript."
Man #2: "You should send that to the History Channel. They will use it in their next Scareumentary!"

by CynicNow January 10, 2010

scarent

A parent who rules through fear.

Bobby's dad yelled at him for dropping his ice cream. He's a nasty scarent.

That kid is afraid of his own shadow. Must be because his dad is a scarent.

by mermaid72 January 24, 2010

scaredom

The act of shitting bricks in extreme stress.
* mainly used in third person *

(being scared dipshit) >:D

1. jonny said in complete scaredom "HOLY SHIT!"

2. "Mom was startled with extreme scaredom"

by ThatsAWordNow May 4, 2013

Scaley back scank

A type of bitch that has so much carpet burn on her back from fucking that it looks like she has scales from the scabs.

Ok ok !

I did it.

I fucked that scaley back scank.
I hope she isnt poisonous.

by Jtbagginurmom October 10, 2016

Scareder

When u are scared as shit but even more scared than scared but petrified is too far

Damn son I am way more scareder than you

by Minjlucy August 15, 2017

scare

the least thing you want right now is to scare or to be scared.
you had that share.
just want to move on to the next level
🖤

I hope i did not scare you! 🦉

by Krkič April 2, 2019

Scareless

One that cannot be scared by kids, particularly when used by adults.

When a child is continually trying to scare an adult and the adult says, "You can't scare me, I'm scareless"

by SandMan9401 February 19, 2021