Russian women

The hottest and sexiest thing around! they will make your day perfection after you meet one of em

Bro 1: Dude did ya see taht girl?
Bro 2: hell ya man she was fine
CHUCK NORRIS: Russian women are god damn sexy

by the slot is awsome September 19, 2012

Mother Russia

Refers to Russia, or even the age of the Soviet Union. Sometimes referred to by natives of Russia.

"Mother Russia."
-russian dude if asked where he was from

by Dave March 26, 2004

RugSome

RugSome: adj. Derived from the words "rugged" and "handsome." 1. To qualify as a rugsome representative, one must have a foundation of perceived attractiveness which is accompanied by facial hair. Beards and scruff are the most common, while mustaches should be scrutinized and soul patches/goatees are NEVER acceptable. 2. Aside from looks, the individual must demonstrate masculinity without providing proof of a gym membership. A few ways of accomplishing this are proving their ability in changing a tire, riding a horse, wielding an axe, and starting a fire. 3. Those of the rugsome persuasion must have a unique talent. Artistic ability and/or athleticism often fill the place of a talent. 3a. The most classic rugsome instruments are the piano and the guitar. However, the violin, the banjo and membership in a Bluegrass band are more than acceptable, highly sought after and unfortunately, very rare. 3b. Athleticism can come in the form of natural athletic ability or skill in one sporting activity. Acceptable sports include rock climbing, running, kayaking or anything that resembles an athletic pursuit with or in the presence of nature. 3c. If one has no athletic ability, then camping and backpacking skills can replace sports. 4. Flannel, old pick-up trucks/Jeeps, work boots and Wrangler jeans are not cliché; they are in fact, some of the best indicators of a rugsome individual. 5. Rugsomeness is proof of God's glorious creation.

RugSome individuals are rugged granola free spirit

by Alive Cloud August 1, 2012

Russian Toother

When a Russian girl is in the process of giving a blowjob to a guy and she thinks of the movie Miracle and/or the 1980 Olympic Games and clenches her whole body in rage... Including her mouth

Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here

by 55bears February 10, 2015

russian squat

.it is a strength training and fitness exercise

its is a full body exercise that trains primarily the muscles of the thighs, hips and buttocks, quadriceps (vastus lateralis, vastus medialis, vastus intermedius and rectus femoris), hamstrings, as well as strengthening the bones, ligaments and insertion of the tendons throughout the lower body.

basiclly all you need is vodka in a 2 liter bottle of coke

a tracksuit with 2 stripes and you're all set to go and become a professional russian squatter.

oh look, slav is doing the russian squat

by russiansquat1447 April 26, 2016

Russian Caravan

The female act of wiping a specimen of freshly dumped jizz from ones vagina, using your fingers, under the nose of your boyfriend.

'Hey man, you've got a bit of snot on your lip..'
'Oh nah, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan before we came out tonight'..

by KMGS May 12, 2016

Russian Handkerchief

Throat fucking a decapitated head after an accidental removal durring a car accident while the brain is still alive and the person can see what is happening.

She didn't wear her seatbelt like a good girl so I gave her a Russian Handkerchief.

by scottk1216 June 20, 2018