A Manchester City defender who's name is spelt 'Ruben Dias' but is pronounced 'Ruben Dij'. He is an absolute tank.
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Get the ruben martinez mug.An annoying, gay dude that is usually caring and outgoing but can get on your nerves at times. He is not the hottest person you’ll see but he has a great personality if he likes you.
“Ruben is so weird.”
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Get the Ruben mug.A short way of saying you have offended me in a light hearted way typically repeated about 5000 times in capital letters as almost the only word in an email when the person doesn't reply to your last email.
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by Geoooooooo March 25, 2005
Get the rudeness mug.An ugly guy who acts immature and cheats on every girlfriend he has. Particularly his recent ex girlfriend whom he used just to sleep with and then tried going after her friends. He is disgusting, untrustworthy, asinine, and everything you can think of. He deserves to sleep outside with the dog's and to be unloved for he doesn't deserve a girl as good as she was and he deserves to be punished !
S :" Ruben cheated on me..."
V:" Again..?"
S: "Yes and then he dumped me..."
V:"Wow what an asshole !!!! Leave ruben girl, you deserve better."
V:" Again..?"
S: "Yes and then he dumped me..."
V:"Wow what an asshole !!!! Leave ruben girl, you deserve better."
by Lil_Rosey December 2, 2013
Get the Ruben mug.a cocky! sun of a beach. thinks he's hot stuff...usually stares into mirrors to stare at his mussels. likes to take things from other people. sometimes acts gay.but thats just ruben.very flirtatious but cares for most people.loves to dance in parking lots while asking for money from hobos.
by loral69 November 21, 2011
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