let's get retarded

A popular slang reference to getting really messed up on alcohol or drugs in order to free the spirit and drop the inhibitions. Often refers to drink and cannabis, used in a party-setting with accompanying music. Incidentally, the Black Eyed Peas have popularized this term with their song, "Let's Get Retarded." see also, "get stupid."

"Dude, let's go over to Sally's house and get retarded."
"As soon as we get to the party, let's get retarded."

by Paladin144 November 4, 2003

retardathon

A bonanza of idiocy and stupidity with participants all trying to surpass each other in exploits of mental deficiency, usually with no end in sight.

I tried to get my carpet installed from Home Depot and they mismeasured, re-mismeasured, stalled for two months, brought the wrong padding, made zig-zagging and intersecting seamlines, and fucked up the quote. It was a total retardathon.

by Scottee Mac September 10, 2005

retard

1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

by Tom September 17, 2003

retardissimo

To be at the utmost level of retardedness

dude, you just stabbed your eyeball with a ferret, you are retardissimo

by Hari November 1, 2003

retart

Someone with the intelligence of a pop-tart.

Becky was being a retart when she put her hand in the blender.

by MuffinMurder December 1, 2015

Retardophile

Someone who is sexually more attracted to retards than to people with normal mentalities.

Only a retardophile like Tina could get all hot and horny watching movies like Rain Man and I am Sam.

by Raphael Pimentero December 21, 2004

Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004