rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

electroplasmic rectum

An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.

The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.

Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help

by registry leaderboard holders August 13, 2023

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 24, 2024

Rectum Reload

A game somewhat related to Russian roulette, which involves 2 or more people inserting bullets in ones asshole and ruthlessly shitting it out at your target. You and your partner take turns reloading until someone is hit, and whoever is hit has to eat the bullet, along with all the shit.

Me and my buddy are playing Rectum Reload at the crib.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Tasmanian rectum stretcher

You shove to spoons into your rectum, then pull the spoons apart stretching your rectum to its limit.

I used the Tasmanian rectum stretcher method on my brother.

by Baldwigguh67 January 22, 2026

Rectum tangle

When two pink socks get tangled together

Damn, I can’t believe John and Billy both have prolapsed anus and somehow got tangled together.. well that’s a rectum tangle

by Jerrrig93 February 13, 2026