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rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.
how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?
by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023
mugGet the rectum sized keyboardmug.

Rectum Tickler

Someone who tickles rectums. Its pretty self explanatory. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Stay away from my anus, you rectum tickler!"
by WhiteKnightLuffy September 17, 2016
mugGet the Rectum Ticklermug.

rectum oppresser

a term used for a guy that has rectal sex
"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"
by Pen Isman February 2, 2004
mugGet the rectum oppressermug.

rectum resuscitation

She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.
by PuddinPack July 6, 2016
mugGet the rectum resuscitationmug.

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