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Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.
Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 19, 2008
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Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
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Rectangle Fat

Where a person looks skinny from the front and back, but not from the sides.
Person 1: Man Jane is rectangle fat.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I didn't see her from her side.
by Addicted to Emotes July 26, 2009
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Rectallence

Achieving excellence from pain in the ass experiences.
That horrible breakup actually allowed me to achieve some rectallence in so many other areas of my life, it was totally worth it!
by bonobogirl1 August 9, 2009
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Rectal Wrangler

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler
by Jordowns April 28, 2014
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Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.
"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"
by Dockalicious May 19, 2009
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Recage

Aviation term, short for "recage your gyro," meaning to reset one's attitude indicator to the horizon during the preflight checks.

Used as slang it means to take a step back, balance oneself, or get back on the same page as everyone else.
-Dude, this has been a crazy week - I'm totally drained!
-Well at least now we have a couple days to recage!
by usnav8rbandit January 18, 2010
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