"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.
As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010
Get the Pounded like a rented gerbilmug. When you need to shit because you ate/drank too much dairy, and you can't spell 'Lactose Intolerant'
Fuck man, the toilets clogged 'cause I drank 2 gallons of milk and forgot I was Lack Toast and Taller Rent
by Bone Apple Tea August 30, 2016
Get the Lack Toast and Taller Rentmug. by Philip September 12, 2003
Get the Beat it like a rented mulemug. There were so many roaches in Mrs. Millie's house that a sign on her lawn said: "Rooms to Let". Roaches were renting rooms!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 24, 2021
Get the Roaches were renting rooms!mug. On October 18th, 2010, Jimmy McMillan debated on behalf of the "The Rent Is Too Damn High" party in the gubernatorial debate in NY.
His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to feed their families "breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
Jimmy McMillan is also a karate expert and a proponent of gay marriage.
His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to feed their families "breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
Jimmy McMillan is also a karate expert and a proponent of gay marriage.
by monkeyweasel October 21, 2010
Get the the rent is too damn highmug. by Lew Stuwle July 12, 2003
Get the Beat it like a rented mulemug. by AwesomeFacePwns October 26, 2010
Get the the rent is too damn highmug.