Rob bunnies

The fuzzy gray things that appear under furniture when housework is neglected in favor of obsessing over Rob Pattinson.

Wow, get a load of the Rob bunnies under that bed! Looks like a herd of really filthy sheep.

by Tyderium June 11, 2009

Rob Manfred

Commissioner of Major League Baseball and an all around faggot. Decided to get MLB involved in politics by removing the All Star Game from Atlanta due to a law passed by the Georgia state legislature. Decided not to punish the Houston Astros after they won a World Series via cheating. Decided to have 7 inning double headers and a runner on 2nd in the 10th inning starting with the 2020 season. Sucks off the owners and fucks over the players any chance he can get. Will probably cause a strike shortened season in 2022 because he's such a flaming piece of hot garbage.

"Hey, remember when Rob Manfred took the All Star Game away from Atlanta!?" - Baseball fan
"Yeah! I had tickets to go too! I was looking forward to it, and he took it away due to a law passed by the state of Georgia that we had no control over!" - Braves fan
"Yeah that was some weak shit, who would do that?" - Baseball fan
"Yeah, and then the Braves went out and won the fucking World Series and that faggot Manfred had to give us the World Series trophy and all the Braves fans booed him in Houstin! Haha! Fuck Rob Manfred!" - Braves fan

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 29, 2022

rob a bank

cockney ryming slang ( rob a bank = have a wank )
( robbing a bank = having a wank)
( robbed a bank = had a wank )

boy: =(on the phone to girl) ( im going to rob a bank )

girl : ok have fun

by matthew david quick April 8, 2008

rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by krowkneeklay December 11, 2011

Rob Tweedie

Amazing person. Lead singer for the band Adair. Extremely talented at writing, singing, drawing, & being one HOT ass human being.

Rob Tweedie is so sweet, he waited with me for my ride after I saw Adair live.

by Adair-Head oO_Oo May 23, 2004

Rob Dump

A large stool deposit left by a person that will not flush down the toilet.

Holy cow he just took a Rob Dump!

by And3Suby February 28, 2009

Rob Riggle

To sneak up behind an unsuspecting person, put your hands between their legs and tickle their taint while saying, "Riggle, Riggle, Riggle."

I spent two nights in jail for pulling a Rob Riggle on a cop.

by The Rob Riggle September 4, 2010