roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.
"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"
by catarack September 26, 2015
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roast a pumpkin

When you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender.
Dude 1 "Hey bro! How about you go roast a pumpkin for dinner!?"
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."
by Timberino May 19, 2016
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Poising the roast

A male mistress throwing a fit when his woman is late coming home and he has to eat dinner alone. Can pout or go to extreme measures for attention.
by bear and kitten October 12, 2020
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post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.
Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?
by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 09, 2014
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Roast Chestnuts

Titty-fuck. When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts to achieve orgasm.
The girl was on her period so she sucked my dick and let me roast chestnuts.
by Lilcheeks November 19, 2012
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Roast down

Roast down is another term for smoking pot. Alot of it to be exact. Usually done in a car to get maximum effect.
Jimbo: Yooooooo! What you doing after school?

Danny: Nothing much just chillin.

Jimbo: Then come with me after school and we'll fuckin roast down in my car.

Danny: Sounds good to me, cya after 8th Jimbo.
by James Francooooo September 11, 2013
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nut roast

Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast.
"Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?"
by The Great King of Phebes November 25, 2006
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