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recumcised 

The act of previously being circumcised and upon losing numerous weight; the extra skin swoops down and leaks over previously cut genetalia. Creating a new fold for cheese production.
"Tony, that fat nigga got recumcised when he lost all that weight."

"When I was a teenager I was about 300 lbs. and only about up until 5 years or so ago have I been able to get down to about 230 lbs, unintentionally recumcising myself."
recumcised by Jarek Azevedo December 9, 2008
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Rectumglarium-primation 

The act of blowing up a balloon using the gas from your anus
Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."

ex rectumis 

Pseudo-Latin phrase meaning "out of the ass". Used to describe anything pulled or otherwise ejected out of one's ass.
Chase: Can you believe Steve's report?
Carol: I saw it and I don't believe it. Where'd he get those numbers?
Ted: I'd wager a little ex rectumis research.
ex rectumis by mcfm October 15, 2010

Cranial Rectimitus 

The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.
Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.
Cranial Rectimitus by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

Rectumology 

The study, diagnosis, and treatment of the diseases of the rectum and anus. A practitioner is referred to as a rectumologist.
I can't wait to do my rectumology rotation!

Rectumatically

The act of using the rectum for recreational purposes.
Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna gang bang that fat chick I was talking about" Guy 2: "Totally, we can rectumatically destroy her"

Rectumator

Pronounced (rek - tum - ay - tor)

A person who destroys others with his funky rectum.
You know that guy I met last night?
He was such a rectumator.
Rectumator by macazonies. November 19, 2010