Really fat girls that adore Rascal Flatts. Known for squeezing into cowboy boots and flamboyant colored cowboy hats in sizes way too small of them. Often associated as being easy when intoxicated
by Party Crashers August 22, 2009
Get the Rascal Fats mug.Born in 1869 as a peasant in Russia, this man had a serious sexual appetite which he exploited to its limits. Based on some of his preserved remains in a Russian museum, he had a 13-inch long penis, and legend has it that he used special powers to fuck over 100,000 women, including the Tzar's wife, the Tzar's four daughters, the Tzar's chambermaids, and the servant-girls in the Tzar's palace. That or he just pulled his pants down in their presence.
Rasputin started out as an alcoholic womanizer and joined a variation of Russian Orthodoxy called Skopsty, which is founded on the belief that the only way to reach God is through sin. when Rasputin finally became a monk, he travelled a lot, fucking to his heart's content, and tales of his travels and the supposed "magical healing powers" that the monk attained reached the ears of Tzar Nicholas II, whose son was ailing with hemophilia. Rasputin somehow managed to heal the boy and became an important person in the Tzars house. However, the Tzar's relatives were not too happy about the monk fucking their women with his 13-inch cock on a daily basis, so they conspired to kill him.
One night, Rasputin was invited by the conspirators to dinner. Everything was all planned out that night. He was supposed to drink the poisoned wine and eat the poisoned food and die. But that was not the case, because the Tzar's relatives saw in shock as the monk ate and drank enough poison to kill 6 people, and didn't seem to show any symptoms at all. So, they switched to plan B. They shot him, and found out that it didn't kill him. They kicked the crap out of him and saw that he was still twitching. They cut his dick off, and saw that it didn't work. They stabbed him repeatedly, but HE STILL DIDN'T DIE. So they finally wrapped up Rasputin's broken, breathing body and threw it into a river, where he finally died after several hours.
Unfortunately for the Tzar's family, they were assassinated four months later, ending the Romanov family line permanently.
Rasputin can also sometimes be used as a slang word for a big penis.
Rasputin started out as an alcoholic womanizer and joined a variation of Russian Orthodoxy called Skopsty, which is founded on the belief that the only way to reach God is through sin. when Rasputin finally became a monk, he travelled a lot, fucking to his heart's content, and tales of his travels and the supposed "magical healing powers" that the monk attained reached the ears of Tzar Nicholas II, whose son was ailing with hemophilia. Rasputin somehow managed to heal the boy and became an important person in the Tzars house. However, the Tzar's relatives were not too happy about the monk fucking their women with his 13-inch cock on a daily basis, so they conspired to kill him.
One night, Rasputin was invited by the conspirators to dinner. Everything was all planned out that night. He was supposed to drink the poisoned wine and eat the poisoned food and die. But that was not the case, because the Tzar's relatives saw in shock as the monk ate and drank enough poison to kill 6 people, and didn't seem to show any symptoms at all. So, they switched to plan B. They shot him, and found out that it didn't kill him. They kicked the crap out of him and saw that he was still twitching. They cut his dick off, and saw that it didn't work. They stabbed him repeatedly, but HE STILL DIDN'T DIE. So they finally wrapped up Rasputin's broken, breathing body and threw it into a river, where he finally died after several hours.
Unfortunately for the Tzar's family, they were assassinated four months later, ending the Romanov family line permanently.
Rasputin can also sometimes be used as a slang word for a big penis.
by urban pervert May 15, 2004
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The name given to the L33test C.S player of all time, after he had completed his training in the Congo's of Africa. He is rumoured to have been trained in the art of online killing by the revered "Tupani" himself. After challenging Tupani for the title of 'Grand Master', and succeeding by defeating Tupani with a 'glock chop' to the face from approx. 50m (long).
Having gained his 'Grand Master' title, Rasootra now spends his days pwning the mass's with his close-knit group of e-warriors known as "Boners.". These include:
Ras00tra (Grand Master, bringer of e-death)
MEATLOAF (brings the HS lols)
LaChAsS (Second in command)
Rixeh (currently apprentice lvl, e-warrior status pending)
FostO (cultural consultant)
This band of brothers, under the guidance of Rasootra, terrorise the online gaming community with demonstrations of their pure l33tness.
The name given to the L33test C.S player of all time, after he had completed his training in the Congo's of Africa. He is rumoured to have been trained in the art of online killing by the revered "Tupani" himself. After challenging Tupani for the title of 'Grand Master', and succeeding by defeating Tupani with a 'glock chop' to the face from approx. 50m (long).
Having gained his 'Grand Master' title, Rasootra now spends his days pwning the mass's with his close-knit group of e-warriors known as "Boners.". These include:
Ras00tra (Grand Master, bringer of e-death)
MEATLOAF (brings the HS lols)
LaChAsS (Second in command)
Rixeh (currently apprentice lvl, e-warrior status pending)
FostO (cultural consultant)
This band of brothers, under the guidance of Rasootra, terrorise the online gaming community with demonstrations of their pure l33tness.
"WTF, did joo see Rasootra just pick Ktulu thru DD!?"
"Lol Yes!"
-or
"ROFL! Boners. must be Haxing, Rasootra ajust got 60-1 in the first half of their war with Fzero"
"n00b!, Boners. never hack, they just use the skills they have been passed down from the grand master Tupani himself!"
"Lol Yes!"
-or
"ROFL! Boners. must be Haxing, Rasootra ajust got 60-1 in the first half of their war with Fzero"
"n00b!, Boners. never hack, they just use the skills they have been passed down from the grand master Tupani himself!"
by Boners. inc December 12, 2008
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Rasmjay is used as a game where you ask someone rasmjay? or incorporate it in a sectence. If they respond with "what?" or "huh?" then you say "YES! I WIN!" It really means nothing but they think it does
Rasmjay is used as a game where you ask someone rasmjay? or incorporate it in a sectence. If they respond with "what?" or "huh?" then you say "YES! I WIN!" It really means nothing but they think it does
by ricardo cabasa, Richard Barr December 22, 2008
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Basicall blowing a raspberry, but on the belly. Often called a zerbert.
Basicall blowing a raspberry, but on the belly. Often called a zerbert.
by perito quastenberg April 5, 2010
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Person 2: I'll get you out of here then. (steps out of the bar) RASAMAFU!
Person 2: I'll get you out of here then. (steps out of the bar) RASAMAFU!
by corals July 18, 2010
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1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty
2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity
1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty
2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity
1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER
2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER
2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER
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