pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you

dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!

by NikkiFM_AM May 26, 2008

pokey palace

rehab, its like jail because you cant get out but it is luxurious, like a palace.

I can't believe Lindsay Lohan is in the pokey palace again, when will that bitch learn?

by dboyfromdahood November 21, 2011

PIKEY

A Pikey is very commonly used in Gosport, located in England.
It's originally slang for a Gypsie, however many people will now use it as a term for stealing and an insult.
'Pikey' in English slang could mean a few things but ill mostly mean 'thief'

So if your halfcast, immigrant cat steals your chips you could scream "Pikey"

Pikey is also a verb, for example: "My cat pikeys my munch" translates to ~ my cat steals my food.

~ MLR

"Gerald you Pikey"
"Oh wow you pikey'd my chips" (Past tense)
"Seagulls pikey food"

by Anonymous1029336584 November 1, 2017

pakeysha

a sexy ass mf

pakeysha is so sexy

by fatbitchesonly November 22, 2021

One pukey boi

When someone drinks too much and pukes in an Uber

That kid went out and was one pukey boi

by one urban boi May 17, 2018

gay hokey pokey

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.

"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."

by casserole42069 May 8, 2017

pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018