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cookie-pusher

Psychotic serial killers disguised as little girls who peddle Thin Mints financing their bid for world domination. Often called "Girl Scouts".
I was stopped by a cookie pusher outside of Target, and felt obligated to buy a box of Thin Mints.
by fuckoffanddie March 30, 2005
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posterior pillager

The posterior pillagers then sent forth from their shafts hard as file. Fierce was that onslaught. Young men lay slain.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.
by Coleman Francis Jr July 30, 2008
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mud putter

a really loud, shitty scooter that generally
black people ride around the greater louisville area
dude, Dominique's mud putter blew up last night. looks like he's ridin his bike again.
by willie touchme August 1, 2008
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pussy pusher

Usually a male subject who engages in frequent sexual activity with many different females on the "DL" (Down Low).
One does not usually call himself a pussy pusher but is often labeled this by close friends and cousins who he "kicks it" with as a way to decribe him to Others who do not realize he 'pushes' so much pussy.
Other(s): Damn nigga, who were those fine hoes that just bounced?
Cousin #2, Joker: (Silent)
Cousin #1, Scarface: Those are Joker's (cousin #2) home girls.
Other(s): Dem' bitches are off the 'heezy'
Cousin #1, Scarface: Homie, you didn't know? Joker is the PUSSY PUSHER, nigga!
by Ripps September 20, 2006
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Poster's Remorse

The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.
There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse!

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
by JustinJon June 14, 2013
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Cookie-pusher

Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.
I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!
by Cornholio October 28, 2003
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Poo Pusher

by Anonymous March 5, 2003
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