preteen

possibly the most annoying people you'll ever meet. aged between 9-13, they think their cool with having their own myspace accounts and buying their whole wardrobe from supre, but seriously most people think they are just try hards. and they usually tAlK LyK dIs.

girl 1: look at that stupid preteen
girl 2: she looks like a wannabe slut

by yukk May 19, 2008

Prete

a super amazing hot fun girl who just loves to help distract you from your day.

" help me prete, im bored and going insane "

" invitation received for RPS "

" lol "

by Steltran April 30, 2008

pretenbian

A fake lesbian, a girl who acts like a lesbian but never fully commits to being one.

That Penthouse pictorial was hot but those girls were pretenbians.

by Highspeedhamish January 16, 2009

Pretend-a-friend

When two people get together for a brief moment of boyfriend/girlfriend activities including sex but without the attachment of a real relationship.

Aaron just got dumped but he found a new Pretend-a-Friend with the same name to replace her!

by ChuckNorrisIsStillCool February 22, 2009

Pretend

You think about good things and things you want to be true and live them.

"I pretend a lot when I'm in bed trying to sleep. I think that thinking about good things makes it easy to sleep."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world

My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006

pretendo

A cheap rip-off "Nintendo" console/device that plays Nintendo or Nintendo-esque 8-bit games. Usually comes in extremely cheap packaging, is never found in retail stores, and runs on AA batteries with A/V outputs on the device.

dude 1: Dude, go play your Pretendo and shut up.
dude 2: I'll kick your ass at a game of Pac-Man...
dude 1: Mario Brothers.
dude 2: You're on.
dude 1: Well, as soon as you find it in this list of 76,000 duplicate games...

by Falcon4 October 7, 2006