*kills a puppy*

used in threads, like on facebook or myspace, to show that someone has just asked a question which has been asked a million times before and to which the answer is obvious.

Greg: Hey, what's up with the whole puppy killing thing?

Jordan: *kills a puppy*

by ribbitt January 11, 2008

puppy

A hopelessly cute homosexual boy of a cuddly nature; not to be confused with a cub or a twink.

puppy=Shia Labeuf

by kibblesnbits. July 1, 2009

puppypoose

A carrier for small dogs that resembles a papoose. Papoose is the Algonquin term for a baby-carrier with straps that go over the shoulders. It is a sign of the apocalypse. This has nothing to do with the rapper Papoose.

I saw a woman walking down the street carrying her dog in a puppypoose. The world is ending!

by CherriSpryte February 2, 2008

Puppy hate

The opposite of puppy love, it is much like how you can hate a puppy for peeing on the rug, but you don't actually hate it.

Phil might get annoying from time to time, especially when he drinks, but it's just puppy hate; we love having him around.

by Markys112 November 9, 2009

puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

puppy talk

Playful small talk conducted in an energetic, dramatic, and engaging manner. A style of speaking frequently used by morning show hosts and internet video personalities.

"Have you seen the Fifth Element? Ruby Rhod is the master of puppy talk. He's so fast, but it's so entertaining!"
"Becky, stop puppy talking to the kids, it's not working and they think you're weird."
"Yeah, lohanthony's youtube channel is mostly puppy talk, but it's kinda fun to watch."

by smellthat May 28, 2014

Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

by btank May 5, 2015