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Punch him in the dick

To crave or desire a man's penis usually in a sexual way normally though sexual intercourse. Wive's of men will say this to their husbands often to avoid suspicion that they desire another man's penis.
Husband: That guy's an asshole. Wife: I really want to punch him in the dick!
by 12345 Anonymous 54321 June 4, 2019
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Punch a French Person day

March 29th is the international "Punch a French Person"-Day.
"I saw this French Person walking down the Street, so I punched him in the Face cause it was Punch a French Person Day."
by large spaghett March 29, 2021
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punch clown

1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes
David Dreman is such a punch clown!
by neilr July 10, 2004
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Punch Punch Punch

An action used to express and/or describe some one's or some thing's epic fail at carrying out simple task(s). *Punch punch punch* is demonstrated by the punching of one's own open palm 3 times. No more and no less. It must make a punching or "slapping" sound in order to create the right effect.
"There's a 3v0 breakaway and Sam has the puck!"
"WTF? He's running into the wall"
**Punch punch punch**
by Quizzledorf June 12, 2008
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Punch 'Em Poker

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.
by Mike Jones February 9, 2005
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punch & judy

A puppet show that died out because it glorified violence to women. Shame, I liked it :P
beat your girlfriend, she secretly likes it ;)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.
At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010
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