Protein Hoe

Someone who shares their protein products with many people

Georgia served made Alison some protein pancakes. That was our 'thing'. What a PROTEIN HOE!

by gotcha btch December 28, 2015

protein infusion

During sex, the man pulls out right before he is about to blow his load, and quickly rams his cock into her mouth to deposit it, infusing her mouth with warm protein.

I was fucking my girl last night. I thought I'd switch things up, and gave her a protein infusion. She gagged and kicked me out of bed. I wound up sleeping on the couch.

by Rosobola May 26, 2016

Protein Suprise

When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.

Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise

by bigdogswag April 18, 2016

Protein Wank

When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.

In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank

by cosmicgaming September 11, 2016

Protein sip

The last gulp of a drink that comes with all the backwash

Hey man, do you want to finish this drink? Nah, that's the protein sip

by Pepper24 July 8, 2017

Protistitute

A being, regardless of gender, who remains stationary in one designated position, mostly corner of the room, for a long period of time. Can be hired for anyone between $10-$50.

Yo look at that guy just standing there like a protistitute xD

by Big Hob Joe May 5, 2018

protein throat splash

Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.

Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.

by phoreversurf February 11, 2018