pregame procrastination

The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview

Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.

Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016

pregatone

Carrying your baby; pregnant

She didn't know until she got to the hospital that she was pregatone.

by Oldnotdead December 1, 2016

Poogami

That ancient art of folding and forming poo into everyday objects such as chess pieces.

Bob's making a while chess set through gig the art of poogami.

by Street Czar June 6, 2016

preganoid

Paranoid of being pregnant

Stop being preganoid Katie, just because your boobs hurt and you feel sick, it doesn't mean you have a baby up in your pregnodes.

by Trumpet Face January 20, 2017

pregamed

V. When you show up mildly intoxicating from "pre-gaming" or drinking before the party, by yourself

Hey Cat I'm just letting you know, I'll probably show up a little pregamed.

by LUIS FALCONI July 12, 2017

pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.

Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.

by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017

pogalaba

a person who's dick is so small they have to use tweazers to masterbate at night time.
mini wiener, cropped dick, small pox-cocks.

dude you have a mad pogalaba

by Administrator001 October 4, 2017