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professional snuggler

A person who's hustle is snuggling. A platonic service offered to touch deprived people in exchange for that money.
This busy business man prefers to fall asleep snuggling a pretty girl instead of a pillow so he calls me, a professional snuggler.
by Snuggle Angel December 15, 2016
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Professional_kiri_simp

A very swaggy and cool person 😏
Them: Hey, do you follow professional_kiri_simp on tiktok?

Me: No but I heard they are VERY hot
by C0ckDestroyer June 5, 2021
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free profession

It is a profession where one can easily work for oneself eg a barber, doctor or accountant as opposed to say a policeman or engineer where it is very hard to work for yourself.
When the economy went bad, I was happy that I was in a free profession so I could get work by working for myself.
by BernardZ May 4, 2020
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Strictly Professional

Oh where just strictly professional

Plz-
by Strictlyprofessional😭✋ November 27, 2020
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Less Than Professional

A relationship where you are romantically involved with the other party.
Person 1: what's the deal with you and Sarah?

Person 2: Oh we're less than professional.
by Zeitgeist0190 January 15, 2009
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11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess

Any mug you get from Urban Dictionary. I guess it will appear right under this definition.
Meet the Urban Dictionary mug. It’s 11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess. Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Safe for microwaves and dishwashers.
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Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007
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